http://www.orizonti.com/RSS Feed from Planet965.comhttp://www.planet965.com/Home/tabid/767/newsid40750/53070/mid/40750/Default.aspx<p style="text-align: center; "><img width="300" height="225" alt="" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/newwebtemplatepics/butcher_ham.jpg" /></p> <p style="text-align: center; ">Friend of mine was doing some shopping at a local grocery store and passed through the meat department. The butcher had just cut up some ham for a lady. The lady asks, "Are you ready for that Saints game tonight?"</p> <p style="text-align: center; ">The Butcher replies, "No ma'am, I'm actually not a Saints fan."&#160;</p> <p style="text-align: center; ">Click "Read More" To find out the outcome!!!</p> -- <p>&#160;</p> <p>S<span style="font-size: larger; ">o the lady says, "Oh, what, you like Minnesota?"<br /> <br /> Butchers says, "No not even close. Dallas"<br /> <br /> He starts to hand her the ham, and the lady says, "I don't want that!" and proceeded to walk off!!!<br /> <br /> WHO DAT?!?!?!?</span></p>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 20:12:59 GMThttp://www.planet965.com/DesktopModules/Orizonti_NukeNews/getLink.aspx?tabid=767&pid=24&newsid=53062<p style="text-align: center; "><img width="300" height="226" alt="" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/newwebtemplatepics/wooden_mirror.png" /></p> <p style="text-align: center; ">Yep! That's right! Check out the video to see the wooden mirror in action! You can hear the pieces of it moving to shape the image..VERY interesting!</p>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:04:37 GMThttp://www.planet965.com/Home/tabid/767/newsid40750/52980/mid/40750/Default.aspx<p style="text-align: center"><img width="300" height="214" alt="" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/newwebtemplatepics/500x_couchcar.jpg" /></p> <p style="text-align: center">Do you know what this is??</p> -- <p><img width="620" height="443" alt="" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/newwebtemplatepics/500x_couchcar.jpg" /></p> <p>It's a motorized couch and coffee table combo. Now...if we could mount a TV and satellite to it.......</p> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://rightnetwork.com/links/980191079">Check it out here.</a></p>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:29:51 GMThttp://www.planet965.com/Home/tabid/767/newsid40750/52959/mid/40750/Default.aspx<p style="text-align: center"><img alt="" width="300" height="323" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/newwebtemplatepics/BreesWarmup.jpg" /></p> <p style="text-align: center">Drew has a lil somthing he wants YOUR help with at the beginning of the games this season at the dome...click "read more" to find out what he he's got up his sleeve!</p> -- <table style="border:0px; padding:0px;"><tr><td><font style="font-size:13px; font-family:Verdana; font-weight:bold; font-color:#293546">Drew Brees Proposes New Pre-Game Ritual</font></td></tr><tr><td><script type="text/javascript" src="http://tribeca.vidavee.com/advance/trh/embedAsset.js?width=470&height=352&wmode=transparent&skin=v3AdvInt_nola.swf&dockey=5F99E755ADF06B308874323EC75065D2&"></script></td></tr></table>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:45:10 GMThttp://www.planet965.com/Home/tabid/767/newsid40750/52941/mid/40750/Default.aspx<p style="text-align: center;"><img height="163" width="300" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/newwebtemplatepics/stone sour.png" alt="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center;">Stone Sour's third LP, <em>Audio Secrecy</em> (Roadrunner), comes out today. 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Check out more <a target="_blank" href="http://engrish.com">nonsense here.</a></p>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 15:21:04 GMThttp://www.planet965.com/DesktopModules/Orizonti_NukeNews/getLink.aspx?tabid=767&pid=24&newsid=42099<p style="text-align: center">&#160;<img alt="" width="300" height="200" src="/portals/laf/kftefm/Images/metric.jpg" /></p> <p>Check out a couple of acoustic tunes from Metric!</p>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:51:35 GMT